Happy Birthday, America!

    • When: 07/04/19
    • QIC: Italian Job, Sir Purr
    • The PAX: Burgundy, PCH, Poppins, Zipcode, Gold Plate, Hotsauce, The Big Fundamental, Nutmeg, Kenyan, Whitney, The Flash, Thor, Brangelina, Roxanne, Triad, Socrates, Apache, Lockpick, Bubblewrap, Mailman, Schrute, Pepperoni, Flat Rate, Subzero, Smiley Face, Homer, Taken, Catfish, Outlaw, Moneybags, Lion, Trailmix, Watson, Fryin’ Pan, Pot Roast, Kingpin, Mayflower, Toot Toot, Gunslinger, Pescador, Daffy Duck, White Hat, Tinker Toy, Walker, Honeypot, Sir Purr, Italian Job


47 celebrated this great nation on her birthday by trudging through the humidity and working up quite the lather at ManU. Here’s what we did:

The Thang

  • 7 Ranger Merkins (IC)
  • 4 Merkins (IC)
  • 17 American Hammers (IC)
  • 76 SSHs (IC)

Mosey to the theatre

  • Partner and complete these in aggregate (one runs around the lot while the other works, then flapjack)
    • 50 True Americans
    • 60 Bomb Jacks
    • 70 Seal Jacks
    • 80 Plank Jacks

Mosey to Manchester Meadows and complete the following with your partner (USAs)

  • 8 Burpees (representing the 8 years of war)
  • 56 Upright Merkins (number of signatures)
  • Lap around the Lot
  • 8 Burpess
  • 56 SSHs
  • Lap around the Lot
  • 8 Burpees
  • ATMs
    • 18 Alternating Shoulder Taps
    • 18 Tempo Merkins
    • 18 Merkins

Mosey back to COT


Though the air was thick and we struggled to breathe, there’s no place I would have rather been to celebrated our Nation’s independence. Before we ingested copious amounts of fat and sodium, I wanted to remind the PAX what this day means. Our founding fathers sacrificed their wealth and lives to stand up to the world’s superpower. Here’s what happened to them.

Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons in the revolutionary army, another had two sons captured. Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the revolutionary war.

They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor.

What kind of men were they? Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists. Eleven were merchants, nine were farmers and large plantation owners, men of means, well educated. But they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured.

Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags.

Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward.

Vandals or soldiers or both, looted the properties of Ellery, Clymer, Hall, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.

At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. The owner quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt.

Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months.

John Hart was driven from his wife’s bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished. A few weeks later he died from exhaustion and a broken heart. Norris and Livingston suffered similar fates.

Such were the stories and sacrifices of the American Revolution. These were not wild eyed, rabble-rousing ruffians. They were soft-spoken men of means and education. They had security, but they valued liberty more. Standing tall, straight, and unwavering, they pledged: “For the support of this declaration, with firm reliance on the protection of the divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other, our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.”


Italian Job

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